G.I. JOE SPECIAL #1 - INFLATION EDITION CGC 9.8 SS SIGNED BY TOFF MACHARDIN'

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G.I. JOE SPECIAL #1 - INFLATION EDITION CGC 9.8 SS SIGNED BY TOFF MACHARDIN':
$500000.00

HELLO buyers AND BUYERS! YOU GET THE EXACT BOOK PICTURED!!! IT IS SIGNED BY FAMOUS RESTAURATEUR TOFF MACHARDIN AND PANGOLIN BREEDER STAND-BLEEY!!! THIS IS THE ULTRA INFLATION EDITION!!! IT HAS 80% MORE PRICE AT 1/2 THE VALUE!!! THIS COVER IS ACTUALLY AN HOMAGE TO THE AMAZING HULG #181 (FIRST APPEARANCE OF JASON RODD).
THESE ISSUES WEREPRODUCEDWITH A SPECIAL CLARK JEWELERS INSERT!!! FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW, A CJI WAS A FOLDED ADVERT STAPLED IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR COMIC THAT OVERSEAS SOLDIERS WOULD USE TO PURCHASE LOW QUALITY WEDDING RINGS FOR THEIR PRE-DIABETIC TRAILER TRASHFIANCÉSBACK IN THE STATES. THEY INCREASE THE VALUE, THUS INCREASING YOUR PROPHETS!!! AND WE WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO MAXIMIZE YOUR HOBBITS!!!
THANKS TO MARKET SAVY SPEGULATORS, THE VALUE OF THIS BOOK WILL ONLY GO UPREGARDLESSOF CENSUS NUMBERS, DEMAND, FAIR MARKET VALUE, AND/OR LOGIC. MORE PROFATS!!!
CASE IS FREE FROM MAJOR CRACKS AND/OR SCRATCHES. CIGARETTE BURNS AND KROKODIL RESIDUE MAY BE PRESENT.U.S. BUYERS ONLY - BECAUSE THEY'RE RETARDED. FULL REFUNDS WILL BE ISSUED ONCE ITEM IS RETURNED IN THE SAME CONDITION IN WHICH IT WAS SHIPPED, WHICH IS NOTHING BECAUSE IT DOESN'T EXIST!(USUALLY WITHIN 7-10 BUSINESS DAYS). NO PARTIAL REFUNDS!!!
LOCAL PICKUP IS AVAILABLE!!! JUST GO DIRECTLY INTO YOUR MOM'S DRESSER AND YOU WILL FIND THE ITEM NEXT TO A MAGLITE WITH AN UNROLLED CONDOM OVER IT. DOGECOIN ONLY PLEASE! AND YES, WE COMBINE SHIPPING ON MULTIPLE LOSSES!! BUYER COVERS FULL INSURANCE (IF REQUESTED)!!! GOOD LUCK!!!!
FINE PRINT: THIS IS A NOT AN ACTUAL BOOK. THIS IS A GAG LISTING. IF YOU offer ON OR BUY THIS sale "ITEM", YOU UNDERSTAND THAT NO PHYSICAL BOOK WILL BE SHIPPED. BUT YOU WILL GET A PRINTOUT OF THE BOOK (PICTURED) GLUED TO AN ACID FREEFOAM-COREBOARD TO ENTERTAIN YOUR FRIEND(S) WITH. (THIS PRINTOUT PARODY WAS CREATED BY ME AND IS THE ACTUAL ITEM YOU ARE PURCHASING.)
STAY TUNED - T-SHIRTS ON THE WAY!!!