RARE Vintage 2026 Trump Memorial Reflecting Swamp Algae | Certified Greenwater

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RARE Vintage 2026 Trump Memorial Reflecting Swamp Algae | Certified Greenwater:
$49000.00

Up for grabs is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own a piece of our Nation’s Capital! Straight from the sparking waters of the freshly renovated Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool comes this premium, 100% organic, Washington D.C. pond scum.Forget the $14.2 million federal makeover—this is the real showstopper. After a wildly expensive mission to turn the water "American Flag Blue," Mother Nature and the elements decided to collaborate on a bold, patriotic green. Now, you can bring this symbol of bureaucratic triumph right to your living room!What You Will Receive:

1 Pint of Pool Greenery: Hand-skimmed by the light of the moon (while the National Park Service is sleeping).
Genuine Color Palette: A vibrant, striking 2026 "Trump-Green" that absolutely demands attention.
Hydrogen Peroxide Infusion: Each jar is infused with traces of the exact hydrogen peroxide used in a desperate offer to win the ongoing federal war against pond scum.

Please note: Selling debris or paint chips from the pool might technically earn you a felony charge. Therefore, this listing is strictly for the floating, living organic matter.
Do not consume. Do not feed to pets.
Shipped securely via USPS in a sealed, leak-proof jar. The algae will likely keep growing during transit, because clearly, nothing can stop it.